Nuclear Funny: "The Talk"

A  stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've  heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow  passenger."

The  little girl, who had just opened  her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.  "How about nuclear power?" he said, smiling.

"OK," she said.  "That could be an interesting  topic. But let me ask a you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff: grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces big clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised  by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have  no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't even know shit?"